INGO'S FIRST SIX MONTHS


This is a brief description of the first six months of Ingo's life, between the end of February and August 2000. It's mainly written by Chris, with some extra text by Simon.

In his first six months Ingo attended two festivals (Leamington Peace Festival and Cropredy Folk Festival) and two barbecues (in Luton and Halstead), visited two castles, a bird sanctuary and a radio rally, and spent a week on holiday in the Wye Valley, between Ross and the Forest of Dean.

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The Tale of a Tadpole


The local NCT group held an Easter Bunnies and Bonnets picnic, for members and their sproglets, in a local church hall in Leamington on April 24th. Anticipating the usual abundance of fluffy bunnies and chicks we decided to enter Ingo as a tadpole.

Late the night before, bleary-eyed, we prepared the costume by dying a babygrow and a hat black, and sewing feathery fins on the arms. Simon drew tadpoles on the hat. Ingo was to be the only baby in black, deeply radical, he looked a bit like a mini wizard with his pointy hat.

Ingo was the youngest baby there at eight weeks old. He looked about him in amazement at the various 'bunnies' and 'chicks' nicking each others' toys and creating bedlam, then promptly fell asleep with studied concentration.

Tadpole Ingo by the kitchen window

The full award-winning Tadpole costume The judges, including two children, did not know which category to place Ingo in so awarded him a special prize for his uniqueness.

It was evident that his Mum was a bit 'alternative' too, what with her Doc Marten boots and tie-dye T-shirt!

The local press took photos which subsequently appeared in the local papers the following week.

(See Warwick Courier, Kenilworth Weekly News, and the Leamington Spa Courier, page 110, Friday April 28th 2000).

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Early developments Diary

6 to 8 weeks - Ingo twigs that the vast boobs that have surged towards him at frequent intervals are actually connected to his Mum. Trees in the wind fascinate him.

10 to 12 weeks - Ingo's hands discover each other like two sea creatures meeting in the ocean. Nappy changes are no longer a trauma for him and us, he makes oohing noises and smiles charmingly especially when his 'sprinkler' goes off! Eek! got me again!

Ingo sleepy.

12 to 14 weeks - his hands discover his feet and his feet discover they are connected to his legs. Much active kicking ensues with big grins, and much struggling from his parents when we try to get the nappies on.

Ingo in the bath 14 to 16 weeks - Ingo starts to break off the nipple when feeding to look up at his Mum with a big grin and gentle coos... melt melt.. Chris goes all gooey.

16 weeks - his hands discover his willie ........ whilst a very pooey nappy is being changed.....lovely! We try dipping his feet in the local paddling pool...."GWAAAAHHHH! Ingo is beginning to enjoy baths, especially in an aquatic armchair we've got him for the purpose.

17 weeks - his hands discover the fixing tabs on his nappies...uh oh! Solids are introduced, apple and pear going down a storm. The nights become very 'fruity'... Simon- BLLAAAAARRRRRRTTTT! Chris- Vrrrooop! Ingo - Pop Poop POOT PLUT!

Ingo at Linda's barbecue in Luton 18 to 20 weeks - Ingo's toes and feet have become very mobile, they grasp and feel everything within reach.

He manages to get a toe hole in Chris's belly button during feeds.

Chris sneaks up on him when he is asleep in a desperate attempt to cut his nails and reduce lacerations to her body!

Ingo discovers breezes and gusts of wind with excitement and much Aoooing?

He enjoys Simon playing the guitar to him, much kicking of legs and beams of delight. He also finds out how to push and strain when pooing. We quickly learn how to interpret the red cheeks and look of concentration.

Watch out for the ones that squirt out of the edges of the nappy - Simon resignedly changes his trousers again....

Ingo and Simon

20 to 22 weeks - Simon's beard and moustache are the focus of much exploration in the mornings in bed with a brief side trip up his nostrils.

Ingo has now learnt that if he requires milk at night he only has to start drumming his hands and feet on Chris's back whilst in bed, for instant service.

Occasionally Simon's nipples get tweaked in the midnight search for grub.

Ingo is now sitting up on his own.... for about 10 seconds before nose diving onto his face or rocking onto his back with a surprised look on his face.

Ingo is car sick for the first time.

Ingo peruses IVC's bulletin 22 to 23 weeks - Simon buys a huge paddling pool. Ingo manages a few cautious dips.

Ingo discovers the joys of mangling and sucking pieces of melon and even finds a way of holding the melon to his mouth himself. Carrots and celery are duly explored.

He is very excited by his first feeding cup, ramming the spout in his mouth and clutching the handles like a pro.

He also enjoys eating, crumpling and shredding most types of paper and cardboard, given half a chance...

23 to 24 weeks - Ingo yomps up any food we give him now and is giving my breakfast toast an interested stare in the mornings. His first 2 teeth are through the gums - hooray!

He's taken to high pitched squealing, enjoying the sounds and no doubt the attention it gets especially in the supermarket.

Ingo loves getting presents, and enjoys the packaging most of all. He loved crumpling and rustling the wrapping paper from a present sent by god- grandparents Mowie and Martin, and still enjoys playing with a silvery box lid from a present sent by Uncle Sam, which was filled with interesting and carefully-considered things.

Sam's present Chris goes shopping with Ingo with her pockets stuffed full of toys, teething food, tissues and teething gel in an effort to get round the shops without too many yells as soon as the buggy stops moving.

Week 25 - Chris and Simon and Ingo go on their first family holiday, at a rented cottage in Ross on Wye, with a swimming pool and a grandmother nearby, who is frothing at the mouth to look after Ingo!

We leave Ingo with his grandmother for five hours - the longest time he has been away from Chris since birth! Ingo manages fine, Chris and Simon go for a meal and she splashes out on a pair of completely inappropriate sandals.

Ingo and family visited Goodrich Castle and the Forest of Dean, and the Wildfowl Trust established by Sir Peter Scott at Slimbridge. Ingo enjoys the white-faced whistling ducks, and narrowly avoids having his toes nibbled by a swan.



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INGO'S ROOM

Ingo's room, made by Cyril Lyle Ingo had a room made and decorated specially for him by his grandad Cyril. The original long bedroom above the kitchen was partitioned in two, to make an art room for Chris and a room for Ingo. A new door with a window in it allows her to see and hear how he's getting on. Ingo is fascinated by the animals on the wallpaper.

Peter the plumber put a new radiator in each room, and it was decorated with fresh paint and bright animal wallpaper bought by relations in the west country. Cyril also bought the cot which Ingo will use when he no longer sleeps next to his parents...

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Ingo Erin Lyle-Goodwin


Warwick Poolside


Ingo watching the children playing in the paddling pool in Saint Nicholas Park, Warwick.

Photos were taken by Simon on his Kodak DC200+ digital camera, except for the last, taken by Amiga expert Dr. Wouter van Oortmursen on a visit to Warwick. They've been squashed to 50 per cent quality with JPEGoptim from Aminet, so you don't have to wait too long for them to appear, and twiddled around with the commercial image manipulation package Art Department Pro 2.

Copyright © 2000 Chris Lyle, Simon Goodwin and Ingo Lyle-Goodwin